Owen Morris at the Pitch's
Fat City blog posted an article and some links about drinking myths. So I figured why not give you the benefit of some of my experience.
Experience trumps rumors, science, and myth. What is true for me, or you for that matter, is not true for all. Drink responsibly and enjoy it, but don't believe everything you hear.
"Nuke, is there a food that helps keep you from getting sick when drinking?" There are several that might help, but none that will save your ass when you are already totaled. Stay away from spicy, go for meat and potatoes (or bread). Protein and carbs before drinking help my stomach, but don't do jack for my head. Your mileage may vary.
"Speaking of the head Nuke, didn't Tylenol help yours?" Yes, more than aspirin (one of those myths, follow the link folks) it seemed to. It is also possible that I was just really experienced by then and wasn't getting headaches. Science argues strongly against mixing acetaminophen and alcohol tho, as SEVERE organ damage can occur from the practice (check Wikipedia or WebMD if you don't believe me).
"Only girls drink fruity drinks, right Nuke?" Wrong. The margarita, arguably the king of sweet blended drinks are enjoyed by men and women alike. Drink whatever takes your fancy, and if anybody gives you grief laugh it off. It's not worth a fight or any esteem loss to worry bout what others drink.
Hey Nuke, real guys do shots right?" See above ass clown.
"Hey Nuke, aren't liquor snobs annoying as hell?" See my last 2 points. Yes they are, but don't worry about them. Enjoy your damn pina colada, don't waste time trying to acclimate to scotch if you don't want to. If YOU are a booze snob, well quit trying to feel all important and shit at the expense of others.
"Nuke, should I drink good stuff up front then move to cheaper beer/booze later after my taste buds are broken in?" No! Crap is crap, regardless of when it hits in the rotation. Good booze does NOT make bad booze taste good. Savor a little of something good rather than enduring a lot of something awful.
"Yo Nuke, does drinking really lower inhibitions and make you more likely to (insert activity here)?" Yeah alcohol lowers inhibitions. What it doesn't do is make you into something you aren't. The "oh I was drink" excuse is BS. You won't do anything drunk that you wouldn't do sober, you are just more likely to do the things you always secretly wanted to. Why do you think they serve beer at Karaoke joints? Also drinking doesn't turn you mean, if you are angry deep down booze brings it up to the surface.
"Nuke, my friend (family member, boss, acquaintance, whatever) says liquor is evil. Should I not drink so that I can go to heaven?" Jesus was a party animal, he made water into wine. Slovenly drunkenness is not encouraged tho.
"A little wine or beer drinking is good for you, isn't it Nuke?" You can read a report telling you anything. Recently tho a lot of studies have said that there are benefits to certain drinks. If one or 2 glasses a week is good, a case of beer or box of wine in one sitting is not better.
"Isn't drinking a single drink over the evening safer than mixing up types of booze?" I have heard that, and understand the argument. From my personal experience tho, it's the total quantitative effect of how much you drink not how many kinds of drinks. I have routinely mixed beer and shots (mostly Kamikazes )for years.
"You drove drunk didn't you Nuke, so it's OK for me right?" I did, I don't now that I have grown up, and you never should. I loved the WKRP episode with the State Trooper measuring reflexes after each drink. In the real world Johnny Fever would NOT have gotten better the more he drank, you won't either. Drunk driving is like Russian Roulette (apologies to MV), except that you could end things badly for people other than yourself as well.
And finally "Nuke isn't it true that you drank X many of Y beverage once? That's bad ass!" Yeah I did, but its super risky. You need to work up to it for years and even then it's a dumb idea. Beer, whiskey, wine, and other favorites are best when drank for the taste, not to pass out.
Thanks for reading along. While I do believe in everything I said, mostly I wrote this because I like to drink. I think it can be enjoyable and safe if you are smart. Mostly tho, I just used Own as an excuse to talk about booze. It helps liven up a sucktastic Monday!